just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Randomize
