Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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