kristin has been a bad kristin
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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