He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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