Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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