you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
