beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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