Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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