i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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