I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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