I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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