Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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