Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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