handjob tips. give me some.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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