I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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