everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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