I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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