So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
The air taste purple.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
