What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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