did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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