Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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