But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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