so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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