my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I think your dad took our porno
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
