I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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