I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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