dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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