dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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