the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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