Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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