Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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