it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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