About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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