The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
COCAINE IS GR8
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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