He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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