You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
operation harelip BJ is a go
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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