I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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