Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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