we're blogging at a bar
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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