i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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