How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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