Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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