U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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