I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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