Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
