Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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