It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize