whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You may now shotgun with the bride
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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