therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
you made out with another girl for some wings
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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