sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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