And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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