I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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