Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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