There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Randomize
