we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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