I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
When are your genitals available?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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