If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I got inside last night via doggy door
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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