"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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