May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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