She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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