i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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