There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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