Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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