where does the pee come out of this thing
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
