Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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